actuallygrimes:
deadgirlfriends:

i forgot i guess i can probably post this picture now
grimes, EG, vampire weekend, steve buscemi, blondie, and dora the explorer lol
uokcomputer:
The polls are leaked online. The world is frozen in shock at the results. Obama and Romney come in at 1%. Winning by a landslide with 98% is horse_ebooks. A horse approaches the podium, ready for its inaugeration speech. A voice screeches I’LL SHOW YOU ALL MY BALLOON over the speakers. The audience bursts into tears of joy. Wild applause never seen before erupts everywhere. Lady Gaga cries. Jesus comes down to celebrate. The world is at peace.
marththebland:
vondell-swain:
marththebland:
vondell-swain:
galosengen:
octopusoracle:
if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia

holy shit
i thought inflation was bad when I was there
it’s like postwar germany
take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread
you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany
there is absolutely no difference between neopets and postwar germany